Elon Musk really thought we would forget. After getting absolutely roasted earlier this year for claiming to be an elite grinder — Musk returned to the scene of the crime. Live. On stream. Mid-flight. Using Starlink. What could go wrong?
Turns out: everything.
Musk logged in, ready for redemption. Ready to show the world that he wasn’t just a billionaire — he was a gamer. Spoiler: Elon couldn’t even beat the tutorial boss.
That’s right — The Bloated Minor, the first real roadblock for new PoE 2 players, turned out to be Elon’s personal raid boss. The man died. And died. And died again. All while Twitch chat completely lost its mind.
The Chat? Savage.
Every second he stayed live, the comments got nastier (and funnier). Some all-time highlights:
- “Pay your child support.”
- “Starlink can’t save you from bad mechanics.”
- “Bro died to the first boss like 6 times.”
- “Bronze Torbjorn energy.”
- “Imagine being worth $200 billion and still getting cooked by tutorial mobs.”
Even after blocking trolls, they kept coming back stronger. It was like a PoE rare mob affix: Unblockable. Multistrike. Infinite Respawn.
Eventually? Elon rage quit. Lost connection. Stream ends. But wait… there’s more.
The Comeback Nobody Asked For
Later, Musk doubled down. He tried again — this time from his private jet — to flex Starlink’s power while streaming PoE 2. Bad move.
The gameplay didn’t improve. The trolling didn’t slow down. And the chat? Oh, they remembered everything. Even veteran PoE players showed up just to watch the chaos unfold, with one famously calling him out live for buying his previous rank.
More deaths. More misplays. More awkward silence.
Elon fumbled combos. Upgraded into worse gear. Missed easy attacks. And every time chat mentioned his failed marriages or Overwatch bronze rank, he weirdly smiled like a guy completely dead inside. End result?
Another rage quit. Twice defeated. By a free-to-play ARPG tutorial boss.
Final Thoughts:
Nobody cares if you’re bad at video games. We all start somewhere. Elon could’ve just said: “Hey guys, I suck but I like PoE.”
Instead? He tried to fake it. Twice. In front of thousands. While getting obliterated by The Bloated Minor.
Legendary. If there’s a moral here, it’s simple: Never underestimate the power of gamers with good memory… and bad intentions. And if Elon’s looking for a real challenge? We’ve got just the build guide ready for him:
- Step 1: Equip humility.
- Step 2: Dodge mechanics.
- Step 3: Beat the tutorial boss.
Or he could check out our build guides on Invoker Monk, Bleed Huntress, Leech Witch or Ranger-danger. They’re so easy that even Elon Musk could master them.
Good luck, King.
