Warcraft Rumble Is Here to Ruin Your Social Life Even More!

Alright, put down the Hot Pockets and listen up! The game you never knew you needed but will soon be obsessing over is about to drop. It’s called Warcraft Rumble, and guess what? You can now waste your money in advance by pre-ordering it on the Apple App Store. Sorry Android peeps, you can only pre-register. You’re second-class citizens of the mobile world as always, eh?

Sick of Happiness? Add More Joy with Mechanical Garbage

If you pre-order this dumpster fire on the Apple App Store or pre-register on Google Play, you’ll get four “mecha-great” (their words, not mine) items. Ever dreamed of a Mecha Kobold Skin? No? Well, you’re getting one anyway. You’ll also get a Mecha Kobold Portrait, Mecha Tower Skin, and an emote that basically screams “I have no life.”

Also, recomment to look in how to increase level in Warcraft Rumble without purchasing XP tomes.

How to Ruin Your Life Even Faster

Just visit the official Warcraft Rumble website. Apple users, congrats, you can actually pre-order. Android users, continue to languish in second-tier status but pre-register anyway.

Will It Run on My Potato Phone?

If your iPhone is older than your grandma, too bad. The game runs on iPhone 6s or higher, and Android peasants need a CPU and RAM that doesn’t belong in a museum.

So go ahead, kill Hogger in the tutorial and say goodbye to sunlight. You were too pale anyway.